whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerateU N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S
Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20
if you want to get something done, do it yourself. it’s something i had to learn early. nobody loves you until the world does.
chris evans nominated sebastian stan *and* anthony mackie omg I’m gonna die
Why would anyone want to imitate The Purge in real life? Why not choose a better movie, like Space Jam?